Mama’s 12 Days of Christmas

I’m so glad  Samantha at http://www.moderndayhippie.ca/mamas-12-days-of-christmas/ shared with us her version of the 12 days of Christmas. It’s funny, it’s witty, and let’s face it, true.

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“Mama’s 12 Days of Christmas”

On the first day of Christmas my children gave to me
a minute alone to go pee

a minute alone to go pee!

On the second day of Christmas my children gave to me
mommy needs coffee

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the third day of Christmas my children gave to me
a big g;ass of wine

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the fourth day of Christmas my children gave to me
clean bedroomsSave

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the fifth day of Christmas my children gave to me
a-peace

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the sixth day of Christmas my children gave to me
no dirty laundry

No dirty laundry,

5 minutes of peace!!!!!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the seventh day of Christmas my children gave to me
netflix and chill

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the eighth day of Christmas my children gave to me
8 hours of sleep

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the ninth day of Christmas my children gave to me
a whole shower

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minutes alone to go pee!

On the tenth day of Christmas my children gave to me
hot food for mom

10 bites of hot food,

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my children gave to me
happily eating dinner

A dinner with no whining,

10 bites of hot food,

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me
No sibling rivalry

12 hours of no fighting

A dinner with no whining,

10 bites of hot food,

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

AND A MINUTE ALONE TO GO PEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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